Being Normal Is Vastly Overrated

netflixporn:

A photo dump from my trip to Paris

ninewheels:

frodo-of-the-nine-fingers:

immortality as theft (you have to steal life from something else) immortality as parasitism (there is something else inside You that is keeping you alive and you become less of yourself more and more the longer it stays in you) immortality as violence (everything is trying to kill you because everything is supposed to die and the universe will always try to find a way to right the wrong that is You) you understand

#at least once a month I think about that one post about laminating a paper towel#and how that makes it immortal but also forever prevents it from fulfilling its true purpose#yes you will live. but at the cost of everything that makes you You

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A photo dump from my trip to Paris

nostalgic-teddyy:

daisyandconfused:

Bisexual men are so hot. You’re so welcome here.

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asterisk0s:

powerbottombrucespringsteen:

Possibly the greatest r/malelivingspace post of all time

My contender

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the-haiku-bot:

tk-n-la:

textbooklesbian:

this is the type of work they’re gonna make high school art students study in ten years

1) the fact that the camera is not level

2) the unsexiness of the Velcro sound

3) the barely-qualifies-as-kick of the leg kick

4) the fact that I truly cannot tell if the slip was planned or not

11/10 #recommend

4) the fact that I

truly cannot tell if the

slip was planned or not

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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oswinstark:

gender-trash:

while im talking bad fanfic lubes: rosin is only used with bowed string instruments, not plucked ones! it goes on the bow hairs to make them grip the strings better! most importantly, it comes in a SOLID CAKE and is STICKY. it’s literally the opposite of lube. and jaskier thewitcher wouldn’t be carrying it around anyway, because he plays THE LUTE

Sometimes I see posts on this site and I wonder what inspired them and other times I decide I probably really don’t actually want to know

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sufjansfury:

the economy is in shambles

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lsdtab:

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divine-tgirl:

pr3ydriv3:

nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can’t talk here it isn’t safe.. we have to go to sex world together

Why would you hide this in the comments

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tall:

segamascott:

despazito:

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